May 2013
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“This is love, she thought, isn’t it? When you notice someone’s absence and hate...”
– Jonathan Safran Foer, Everything is Illuminated (via durianquotes)
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jwisser:
thepasta-nerada:
vvrathia:
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
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but why do the pictures of hudson in the tigers uniform have to have a watermark on them
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so i made it from my bed to the couch today
and i finished season 2 of parks and rec
now i’m listening to huddy’s game in palm beach
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John Green's tumblr: The Commencement Address →
fishingboatproceeds:
Some people have asked to read the commencement address I delivered this morning to the 2013 graduates of Butler University. So here it is.
My own commencement speaker, who shall remain nameless, began with a lame joke about how these speeches only come in two varieties: Short and bad. This…
psychoticmist:
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
conchfishscates:
‘big boobs don’t count if you’re fat’
yeah well bIG DICKS DONT COUNT IF YOU ARE ONE
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Now that undergrad is over, I literally have...
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My poor, poor Huddy Bear. He looked so sad after the first and he looked so mad when they finally pulled him.
I wanted to cry. I was so shocked that he fared so badly. Normally, he’s like ice cold. And back in Gainesville, he didn’t care that he gave up hits because he knew that his teammates had the offensive firepower to back him up. And solid defense. Today, even Westy flubbed a...
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It’s not you, it’s your sports team
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I forgot how great Fever Pitch is. It would be perfect if it were about any team OTHER THAN the Red Sox.
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TUESDAY AT 10:30 AM MY NEW LIFE AS STALKER OF A...
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April 2013
condommodel:
ive been telling myself ill start my homework soon for the last 4 hours
How I feel by the end of every Monday
whatshouldwecallme:
slash how i feel by the end of every day inching closer to graduation
