Why am I such a masochist this semester?
When given the choice between watching my Stat lecture and sad Disney clips on Youtube, I pick the sad Disney clips. And bawl my eyes out. …I make no sense sometimes.
I put on makeup this morning.
You know it’s a bad sign when I care enough about somebody to actually alter (if only slightly) my physical appearance.
Steps to Success
1. Speak to each other. (Check.) 2. Facebook friends. (Check.) 3. Phone number. (Could get it off Facebook… would prefer he give it to me himself.) 4. Text each other. Often. (Step 3’s kind of a prerequisite, isn’t it?) 5. Spend lots of time together. (50 minutes a day in class kinda doesn’t cut it…) 6. Build a common interest. (Chinese and fashion choices are a good...
"Laura Ingraham can kiss my size 12 ass."
—Meghan McCain So I missed the state of the union to see John McCain’s daughter. I spoke directly to her and asked her, “As a woman seeking to redefine what it means to be a Republican, what do you think of your father’s choice in Sarah Palin as a running mate?” She kinda dodged my question by telling me that she detailed her relationship with Palin in her new book,...
"When I look at you & you look at me, I never want...
I see you broken in all the right places.” —i am jen. I hope you do for me… I’m glad that you find my stories so amusing. Thanks for sympathizing, though, kid.
Like the sun through the trees you came to love me / Like a leaf on a breeze...– One of my dad’s bands… you know, the kind they play on 107.3 the Eagle.
Thanks a lot, lack of coordination.
It’s very possible that both of my ankles are sprained. I’m literally limping everywhere. No more Gator Corner dinner excursions or social life for me. T___________T
Open your eyes, travel the skies. Your spirit major prevails.– Proto Zoa
"They look as if each one could tell a story,"
Auma said, and it was true, each tree seemed to possess a character, a character neither benevolent nor cruel, but simply enduring, with secrets whose depths I would never plumb, a wisdom I would never pierce. They both disturbed and comforted me, those trees that looked as if they might uproot themselves and simply walk away, were it not for the knowledge that on this earth one place is not so...
There is a light in your eyes, in your eyes.
I’m not an idiot. I like to make fun of myself, considering my past with making grandiloquent gestures of feeling for boys. I hope people don’t take my prior post too seriously. I’m glad you came back to class today, but it didn’t send me over the moon or anything. (Sidenote: I credit the penguin shirt for your return.) Let’s be friends so you can laugh at my...
Must you be this way?
How can we pass each other without so much as a smile or a nod or a cheerful “Ni hao!”? I mean, you have the same penguin shirt as me. It’s meant to be. Once you started sitting next to me and talking to me in 中文 課, I would just get smiley. I couldn’t help it. I would still get giddy, but you haven’t shown up to class in the past two days. I even wore a dress to...
I see myself as people see me
I just know there’s something bigger out there.
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this would be the greatest thing to happen in the year 2011. i mean, harry potter land at universal in 2010… this would be 2011’s harry potter land. <3
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As ridiculous as this is and as cold as UF will never get, I WANTZ.
I’m new. Thus I fail. But I’ll give it a shot. Only 6 more minutes until my laundry is finished for the evening. EPIC WIN.