Did you run for the fear of love? Or don't you...
Well I’ll cover both of us. You can leave that to me.
I want to run in fields, paint the kitchen, and...
But I can’t do any of that here, can I?
I'm dying to know what's in your head; I'm dying...
I’m dying to know to help make some sense of it all
You know that when I lost you, you lost me. I...
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the...– Douglas Adams (via: elicec) (via quote-book) SO MUCH TRUTH
To hate is to show you still care. Who needs that? Focus on what’s really...– Henry Rollins (via tsupii) (via quote-book)
"Well, on a scale of Hitler to Moses..."
—Andy Samberg on how Jewish he is.
Because in spite of everything I still believe...
rainbows, wings and pretty things.: I just had the... →
I’m going to UF. I shouldn’t be upset about this. I realize that UF is a great school. I wouldn’t be embarassed to say that I attend UF. And so many people from my school will end up going there (which, honestly, is both good and bad). And Amanda (and Ellie?) and Megan (nihaolove) go to UF so… YOU’RE COMING TO UF?! WHY THIS IS JUST FANTASTIC NEWS!! NOTICE MY UNSTOPPABLE AND...
Am I a bad person and I just haven't realized it?
Or do bad things always happen to good people?
I can't believe I let myself stoop so low.
That whole “Dear ex repeated hookup” letter… yeah, I take it back. I take it all fucking back. Addendum: How do you even respond to “Not going to lie, but I didn’t like you at the time. But I am still interested as a nightly thing. Not steady.”? My first thought was “Go fuck yourself because I sure as hell won’t.” FYI, I decided it...
Me: OMG, i just texted 企鵝！
Cait: What did you say?
Me: "So am I the only one who's screwed for the speaking test tomorrow?" And he responded already!
Cait: What did he say?
Me: No, which means he's screwed as well.
Stephen: You should offer to screw each other instead.
你 很 可愛。 你 喜 不 喜歡 我？
請 選 一 個。謝謝， 柏 美 一。 我 愛 你。 二。 我 喜歡 你。 三。 你 很 酷， 可是 我 不 喜歡 你。 朋友 嗎？ 四。 我 不 喜歡。 我 喜歡 男孩子。 五。 我 不 知道。
Annie Waits — Ben Folds The clock never...
I love you like I love the sun in the morning.
But I don’t think a few words of mine are gonna make you change your mind. I’m gonna spend the day in bed and I’m planning on sleeping my life away. —Spiritualized, “Do It All Over Again” thanks, skins. <3
Typical girls analyzing boys.
Me: but the first time you told me about him, you didn't sound too interested
Hannah: but now i am. and i don't really know why. because i don't really know him better.
Me: so obviously you convinced yourself into it, so just convince yourself out of it and you can convince yourself into someone more convenient.
Hannah: i don't know how. please guide me. you know how picky i am, right?
Me: stare at them. a lot. determine (if anything) is cute about them and if nothing lookswise is cute, then think about personality traits. then picture all the ways that he could use those personality traits to make you happy. think of you two in coupley happy scenes, and voila. you will begin to like the image of being happy so much that you will begin to like them because you are convinced that they will make you happy.
Hannah: and this is how you determined that your beyonce loving penguin is good
Megan: i convinced myself that he is good because he's asian, he's tall for an asian guy, he has the most balling glasses, he has THE penguin shirt, he still plays pokemon, and we have an inside joke. admittedly, the pokemon and the inside joke came after i started liking him, but they just helped my case. and i am willing to discount the beyonce loving because the goods outweigh the possibly gays.
Hannah: i think you're less picky than i am.
That's What Bea Said - I'm Dorothy Zbornak, I'm... →
THIS IS THE BEST WEBSITE EVER. JUST SAYING.
It would be a great honor if you named one of your...
Like, really, if a Pokemon you caught in your new game reminded you of me, I would just be happy that something actually reminds you of me. Unless it were an ugly one.
fuckyeahmashups: Clockwork - Office Musik...
OHMIGODOHMIGODOHMIGOD. 1. He texted me first. (About classwork, but still. It’s something.) 2. The conversation lasted for more than just an “ok.” 3. I had the power in the conversation. :] 4. He actually responded to my “See you tomorrow!” Hopefully tomorrow will be a good day <333
Every now and then, when I'm all alone, I've been...
& say you want me back, but you never do I feel like such a fool There’s nothing I can do I’m such a fool for you I can’t take it, what am I waiting for? My heart’s still breaking, I miss you even more And I can’t fake it the way I could before I hate you but I love you I can’t stop thinking of you It’s true: I’m stuck on you
Welcome back to the Tumblrverse, Meg.
And welcome back to real life. As I sit here in Kennedy airport, I’m realizing that it’s all over. Spring break, that is. But also I’m realizing even more that freshman year is essentially over. Ohmigod. 1. A week and 5 days until Mallika comes to visit :] 2. 17 days until the end of March (plus 26 until my last final) 3. 2 more Statistics exam, one more Bugs and People exam,...
Don’t ask what the world needs. Ask what makes you come alive, and go do it....– Howard Thurman (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
I don’t want to be one of those easily forgotten people, so important at the...– Cecilia Ahern, Love, Rosie | Submitted by chouj (via quote-book)
For all of my bitching about how boring my life...
I honestly miss it with everything I am and I am always overjoyed when I come back. There is nothing like driving down 275 and feeling the grin spread across my face when I get my first glimpse of the tips of the buildings in downtown. For all of my complaining about the cookie-cutter houses and perfectly trimmed lawns of my little subdivision, it’s where I grew up. It’s the place...
I'm sick and tired of the mess you made but you're...
You must be blind if you can’t see you’ll miss me ‘til the day you die. —Ke$ha
Dear ex repeated hookup (because God forbid I...
The proverbial “they” said that maybe writing you a letter would channel all of my leftover feelings for you out. We’ll see if they’re right, because they also said that writing a list of all the reasons I don’t like you would help too. And maybe it did for a few minutes, but not really. (It kind of lost all the seriousness in its purpose after I added...
Pope Alexander IV was known for throwing wild...
ohyeahfacts: (source) Sometimes the Catholic Church is really amusing. Only very rarely, but sometimes.
Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation.– Kahlil Gibran | Submitted by cbmiller (via quote-book)
Has the polar bear shirt stopped working its...
Or do I just feel extra shitty and thus look extra shitty because of the increased pollen in the air, lack of seabreeze, and first real exposure to seasonal allergies? I didn’t think I looked THAT bad this morning and I didn’t think I was particularly unfriendly… Sigh. I miss talking to you every day, 企鵝. I mean, I see you, but we don’t talk like we used to. It’s...
So if you are in sight and the day is right, she's...
I'm not a saint, but I'm not a sinner....
Lily Allen for the win. :]
Being with you or without you is how I measure my time.– Jorge Luis Borges (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)